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On this edition of the Sams Report, Microsoft 365 is coming for the consumer, HoloLens is a fan of Qualcomm, and the questions this week are coming from inside the building.
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<p>It's too bad I am not running Microsoft or in charge of whatever department that runs Microsoft, do you know what I would do? In light of the Windows Lite and Googly-Edge thing, I would dump the Queen of Bots name "Cortana" </p><p><br></p><p>Why? </p><p><br></p><p>Because it's CORNY. It's too geeky! I would even dare to say that it's too……sexy. </p><p><br></p><p>I'll probably go over the reasons why I think it's a corny name another time. Since Microsoft does not have smart people in the company, then I guess I will have to help them out….AGAIN. </p><p><br></p><p>Cortana should be rename to……..{drumroll}</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>COMPUTER</p><p><br></p><p>Forget the fact that "Computer" is a hotword for Echo devices. Amazon doesn't care. They even hid it in App settings. Microsoft should just own the hotword "Computer." This would relatively force all Windows 10 users to call their machines "PC" instead. </p><p><br></p><p>Look, I am right about this. Just like I am right about everything else. I am literally right about everything that I have posted here and I am right about this one. So Microsoft if you're reading ….. CHANGE CORTANA'S NAME TO "Computer."</p>