Made this up myself.
Picture Family Feud: Steve Harvey says, “We surveyed 100 married women and asked them what about their husbands do they wish was longer?”
Their attention span.
<p>I'm sorry what was it you were saying?</p>
<p>Good Answer, Good Answer. It's up there Steve, It's up there. It's up there! ;)</p>
<p>I was walking through a graveyard and spotted an epitaph that read , "Here lies a Politician and an Honest Man"</p><p><br></p><p>Didn't know you could bury people two deep….</p>
<p>My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You.". Its a Dell !!</p>
<blockquote><em><a href="#607876">In reply to Jamie_Webster:</a></em></blockquote><p>Q: What did AoL tell its members when they shipped them 6-packs of Guinness?</p><p><br></p><p>A: You've got ale!</p>
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