We expect Microsoft to release a Surface device, code-named Andromeda, sometime in 2018. Given the events of the past few years, we should reset our expectations accordingly.

If you follow me on Instagram, you may know that we recently got a dog. In doing so, I was quickly reminded of the differences between dogs, which I grew up with, and cats, which we've had as adults. Where cats are mostly standoffish and inscrutable, dogs wear their hearts on their sleeves. When anyone leaves the house, our new dog freaks out, like she's never going to see them again. Every time someone returns home, they're treating like a returning war hero.